One word sums up today’s dumbass: Wrong. A 59-year-old guy named Kevin is a home inspector in Michigan. While inspecting a house a few weeks ago, the home owner happened to look at her nanny cam and saw something horrifying. Kevin was getting it on with a stuffed Elmo doll…and when he finished, he put the doll back where he found it. He was charged with several crimes and the judge banned him from being alone inside any homes in the future. Please, never tickle Elmo like that. Just. Don’t.