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Daily Dumbass April 15, 2019

Fun with motorized carts in Tennessee for today’s dumbass.  A woman named Sally (Tennessee Sally), stole a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, did a few loops in the parking lot, then drove it onto the highway to get to a Waffle House.  She got busted because when she was on the highway, she drove in the slow lane – not on the shoulder, but in the slow lane – so several people called police to report her.  You know, sometimes you need those hash browns scattered, loaded and covered…and you’ll use any means necessary to get there.