Today’s dumbass went to steal a car – but it wasn’t very well planned out. A 34-year-old woman named Shonteria went into a car dealership in Florida and asked to test drive a 2021 Chevy Equinox. The dealership has a policy during Covid where people take test drives solo….and after several hours, it was clear Shonteria wasn’t planning on returning the car. What she didn’t think about is that the car had OnStar, so it was incredibly easy for cops to track her down and arrest her for Grand Theft. So yeah – if you want to steal a car during a test drive – make sure it’s really old and does NOT have OnStar.