Here’s another example of when NOT to call the cops. A 57-year-old guy in Canada called police to report that his friend had been hanging on his rear bumper to try to stop him from driving. When officers arrived, they found out WHY the friend was doing that: The driver was super drunk and his friend was trying to keep him from driving. The drunk guy who called the cops in the first place was charged with a DUI and had his license suspended…the friend was NOT charged. Ain’t no logic like drunk logic!