Today’s dumbass may have been trying to help, but it ended up earning him a DUI instead. A 31-year-old guy named Steven in Arizona saw a cop car parked in the road with its lights on, but no one inside. Since he was drunk, he thought it would be a good idea to HELP, so he got in the police cruiser and parked it in a nearby lot. Cops saw him do it, and Steven ended up blowing twice the legal limit and getting a DUI. So for future reference, in case you had any doubt – NEVER move a police car unless you ARE the po po.