Daily Dumbass April 8, 2020

Today’s dumbass may have been trying to help, but it ended up earning him a DUI instead.  A 31-year-old guy named Steven in Arizona saw a cop car parked in the road with its lights on, but no one inside. Since he was drunk, he thought it would be a good idea to HELP, so he got in the police cruiser and parked it in a nearby lot.  Cops saw him do it, and Steven ended up blowing twice the legal limit and getting a DUI.  So for future reference, in case you had any doubt – NEVER move a police car unless you ARE the po po.