Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2019

I’m not sure what this guy was thinking….a 28-year-old named Marc in Pennsylvania stole a woman’s credit card and used it to buy a cell phone at a PCS store, and then to buy beer and smokes at a convenience store. At both stores, he signed the credit card receipt as “Thief”.  No really, he did.  Not sure if it was the first word to come to mind or he couldn’t remember the woman’s name on the card…but either way, police used the “thief” receipts to figure out what time he was at the stores, then reviewed the security footage and identified him. Word is he’s now signing his name as “Prison Bitch”.