Daily Dumbass Aug. 19, 2019

You gotta be smarter that this to outsmart the cops.  A 20-year-old woman named Rachel in Iowa took off when an officer tried to pull her over for speeding.  As the cops were chasing her, she called 911 to report her car stolen…so the cops wouldn’t think she was driving it.  She was eventually stopped with road spikes, and obviously – authorities immediately found out Rachel WAS driving and that the 911 call was bogus.  Please tell me she improvised this bonehead plan, because SURELY she wouldn’t have done it if she’d just thought about it first.