Back to the fine state of Florida for the daily dumbass. A 59-year-old guy named John went to Wal-Mart, but apparently didn’t plan for a ride home – and he lived 20 miles away. John was stinkin’ drunk so he did what made sense at the time – he stole a motorized cart from the Wal-Mart and set off to ride it all the way home. About a mile into the drive, the cart’s battery ran out. Cops caught up to John at a convenience store trying to recharge it at an outlet. To add insult to injury, that’s a FELONY grand theft charge….for a crime that will give him zero street cred in the clink.