Daily Dumbass Aug. 5, 2021

A guy in Michigan has a fetish for robbing a certain type of business: Ice cream shops.  A 25-year-old named Cameron broke into eight different ice cream places last month and stole money. He was released on bond last week, with an ankle monitor to track his movements.  Here’s where it gets even more strange: Cameron then robbed three MORE ice cream parlors WITH his ankle monitor on.  So…yeah.  First of all, why ice cream places? It’s not like they’re loaded down with money.  Second, those ankle monitors let police know where you are – so do NOT commit crimes while you’re wearing them.