Daily Dumbass Aug. 5, 2021

Back to Florida for a doozy of a theft excuse.  An 18-year-old named Rafael was arrested for armed burglary after breaking into multiple houses with a knife. After he was caught, cops asked him WHY he was breaking into houses….and Rafael said because the devil kept tempting him to steal, and that he needed money for college.  Dude – which one is it? Cause I’m pretty sure the devil isn’t worried about you navigating student loan debt. An epic entry for the Lame Ass Excuse Department