It’s that time of year when porch pirates rear their ugly heads again…and this one has a twist. Police in St. Paul, Minnesota just posted a picture of a handwritten note that a porch pirate left behind when they stole a package from a house recently. The note says: “So just a quick little thank you for leaving me the opportunity of stealing your package. Very nice of you.” And it’s signed, “New Owner of your package.” Now stealing someone’s stuff is bag enough, but that’s just rubbing it in. Why don’t you just pee directly on them next time? Low born smartass.