Another entry from the Lifestyles of the Drunk and Infamous. A 30-year-old guy named Colin in Ohio got super drunk and blacked out. When he woke up the next morning, he had two black eyes….a broken nose…and was in some random person’s living room with cops standing over him. Turns out, someone beat Colin up (but he doesn’t remember who), then he got dropped off at the wrong house, somehow got inside, and fell asleep on the couch. He ended up getting arrested for burglary. I mean, can it really be burglary when you thought it was your own house and you were too drunk to steal anything?