Here’s a story that could be straight off of Jerry Springer. A man in Kenya named Mwata, was with his mistress the other night and was so drunk he POOPED in her bed. When she woke up the next morning and found the poop, she attacked him and he ran outside for help….and that drew a crowd, including his wife. The saddest part about this story? Here’s a grown ass man who can’t control his bowels when he’s drunk…and he’s getting it on with TWO different women. Sorta makes you question why your dating life is struggling, right?