How many illegal activities can one person do at once? A 29-year-old guy in Oregon named Jordan went to a drug house armed with a fake search warrant and a fake badge, and demanded to search the place. While he was there, he “seized” a bunch of heroin and meth. Someone in the house recognized Jordan as a previous drug buyer, so they contacted the REAL cops. Now he’s been arrested for drug possession, robbery AND impersonating a police officer.