Today’s dumbass is off to a pitiful start in 2020. A 30-year-old named Nathaniel in Georgia broke into a tire store last week. While he was trying to steal tires, he somehow got trapped under a pile of them and couldn’t get free. So he called 911 on himself for help. After being set free from the killer tires, he was arrested for B and E. Dude…you gotta be smarter than the tires you’re trying to steal.