Today’s dumbass from Virginia definitely has a serious malfunction. A 39-year-old named Octavious went into a Taco Bell and tried to order off the dollar menu, but he only had 70 cents. An employee felt sorry for him and gave him a free taco. Then Octavious got super mad over the TYPE of taco they gave him, so he pulled a knife on the staff and lunged at a few employees. Could I nominate him for the poster child of “Beggars Can’t Be Choosers”??