If you think a bumper sticker can mask your stupidity, think again. There’s a 56-year-old guy named Sergio in Largo, Florida, and he has a bumper sticker that says, “Don’t Drink And Drive.” You probably already see where this is going. The other night, he was driving his truck and rear-ended a car that was stopped at a light. Turns out Sergio was drunk, and he told cops he’d had, quote, “four 18 to 20 ounce cans of Busch Light”. Not sure what’s more embarrassing – the ironic bumper sticker or admitting to drinking Douche Light.