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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2020

Some people are too embarrassed to buy what they want from an adult store, so they just steal it instead.  A 23-year-old guy named Jaquan went into an adult store in Houston and stole a ton of lingerie, lube, beads, and a penis pump called the “fireman pump”….over $1,000 worth of goodies.  Police quickly tracked him down and arrested him.  I’m not sure what kind of night this guy was planning to have, but wow….just wow.