Today’s dumbass will leave you scratching your head because – how does this even happen? Cops in Birmingham, England, got a call after someone say a guy “acting suspiciously” inside of a Ford Focus. Turns out the guy had stolen the car and then had somehow gotten trapped inside of it. They had to smash the windows to rescue him, then arrested him for car theft. This moron isn’t just lacking criminal skills…he seems to be lacking some pretty basic life skills too.