Talk about being hard up for a date. A 47-year-old named Benjamin in Wisconsin called the police station’s non-emergency line four times in 37 minutes….to hit on the dispatchers. He wasn’t picky either – he hit on both male and female dispatchers. Officers went to his apartment and found Benjamin drunk with drug paraphernalia. Turns out, this isn’t his first time making stupid calls to the police. Back in 2013, he called 911 because he wanted a female removed from his bed for snoring after they had sex. Wow. Just, wow.