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Daily Dumbass July 11, 2019

Today’s dumbass is the most hilarious story to come out of Missouri in a LONG time, so if you didn’t hear about it from The Morning Shag – check this out:  The sheriff’s department in Liberty, Missouri, was hunting for a suspect who had a felony warrant for drugs. They found him when he gave away his hiding spot…by loudly blaring a FART. Even better – this made national news.  Now seriously, if you can’t keep from blowing ass when cops are looking for you, you need to put a cork up there and/or check your drawers.