It’s Florida for the win – again – for today’s dumbass. Cops in Orlando got a call about a 40-year-old guy named Gianfranco who was in the road blocking traffic…by doing cartwheels. When police arrived, they tried to arrest him, and so he tried to cartwheel away from them. As you can imagine, cartwheels aren’t a good escape move, and he was easily detained and arrested. Extra points for being the most non-Ninja dumbass around.