Here’s one reason you should always proofread. A 25-year-old guy in Long Island was waiting to get sentenced for car theft…and to avoid jail, he decided to fake his own death. He got his fiancee to give his lawyer a fake death certificate that said he’d killed himself…and it looked so real, the lawyer submitted it. BUT he mis-spelled the word Registry, which made someone in the office of vital statistics suspicious, and cops tracked him down. So now he’s facing his original charges plus an extra four years for faking a death certificate.