Another classic dumbass from the great state of Florida. A 19-year-old named Nicholas got pulled over for a broken tail light. While the cop was walking up to his car, he drove off. About an hour later, Nicholas couldn’t stop himself from being a moron and called 911 to BRAG about getting away from the cop, claimed he’d driven by four other cops and still hadn’t been busted, and then asked what in the hell do they pay the police for anyway? Well, authorities were able to track him down using his cell phone number, and arrested him. Just couldn’t take a drink of shut the hell up, could ya buddy?