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Daily Dumbass July 9, 2019

An unbelievable robbery story out of Salina, Kansas for today’s dumbass.  A guy woke up around 5AM when he heard some noises in his basement.  He found a burglar in his house…and the thief was trapped.  Apparently this dumbass had broken into his house and then strapped himself onto an inversion table to do some upside down sit-ups, but wasn’t strong enough to pull himself up to undo the straps and got trapped.  Obviously the cops were called and he was arrested.  Now who the HELL stops to do a complicated exercise in the middle of committing a crime? Probably a Jayhawk fan, that’s who.