A buck wild and buck nekked dude in Oregon gets his dumbass stripes today. A 39-year-old guy named Brandon attacked and robbed a man in a convenience store parking lot. And when cops eventually tracked Brandon down…he had climbed up to the top of a very tall railroad crossing sign and was just perched up there, totally nekked. He sat there for more than 12 HOURS before he finally climbed down and was arrested. I guess his getaway strategy was “hope the police get bored and give up”.