Daily Dumbass June 20, 2019

There’s been a problem for police in Palm Bay, Florida for the last 7 months.  They’ve been getting tons of calls with reports of someone breaking into pools and stealing the pool floats. They finally got a break in the case recently when they stopped a 35-year-old named Christopher on his bike with a large garbage bag – filled with deflated pool floats.  Christopher admitted to being the pool float burglar…and the reason he steals them? He has a fetish for them and loves having SEX with them.  Sooooo….that makes the bizarre just straight out creepy.  I mean, how do you even make that work?