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Daily Dumbass June 24, 2020

A lame attempt at drug smuggling.  Airport security in Belgium stopped a guy who was flying from Jamaica because the drug dog detected cocaine.  They didn’t find any drug on him, so they took him to a hospital for a full exam.  Turns out he was hiding four and a half ounces of cocaine in a fake PENIS.  Authorities accused him of being a drug mule but he claims the coke was for personal use…yeah, almost five ounces.  Either way, he’s headed to prison.  Now THAT’s what I’d call a suspicious package.