A lame attempt at drug smuggling. Airport security in Belgium stopped a guy who was flying from Jamaica because the drug dog detected cocaine. They didn’t find any drug on him, so they took him to a hospital for a full exam. Turns out he was hiding four and a half ounces of cocaine in a fake PENIS. Authorities accused him of being a drug mule but he claims the coke was for personal use…yeah, almost five ounces. Either way, he’s headed to prison. Now THAT’s what I’d call a suspicious package.