I’ve seen a lot of stories about idiots stealing cars, but this might be a first. A 31-year-old guy named Tomasz was asking people for money outside of a drug store in Jersey. A woman walked by and gave him a dollar, but apparently he didn’t think it was enough, so when she got in her car, he jumped in and stole it….while sitting on her LAP. Some people who saw it happen called the cops and he ended up getting in a high speed chase with the cops. They finally chased him down and arrested him…and the woman was ok…but man, is that not the most bizarre way to try to jack a car? WTH?