There’s a time and place for everything, but today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo. A cop in Illinois pulled over a 28-year-old woman Saturday. She smelled like alcohol, had her radio cranked up, and was dancing in her seat. She told the cop she’d just come from her job as a stripper and when he tried to give her sobriety tests, she just kept dancing. He took her to jail, where she admitted she had double shots at work and then showed him her breasts…that didn’t persuade him to drop the charges and she was arrested. Well, at least she’s super dedicated to her career?