Daily Dumbass March 20, 2020

Time for another fun round of “How drunk WAS he?”  Police in New Mexico were investigating a burglary when a 24-year-old guy named Sage walked up to the scene and admitted HE had stolen two TVs from the house. Sage said he was so drunk that he didn’t remember stealing them and only realized what he had done when he woke up the next morning and noticed there were 2 TVs in his room.  Now I’ve been overly intoxicated before, but never have had amnesia about breaking and entering.  The cops didn’t buy it either….they arrested him for theft.