Oh boy, get ready for the newest excuse for crime. A 70-year-old man named Alvin in Florida sold his 2000 Silverado for $1500 to a pawn shop. A little over a month later, Alvin went to the pawn shop with his spare key and stole the car back. When cops found him, he admitted he stole his own car because he was, quote, “freaked out over the Corona.” He was arrested for felony grand theft auto. So for future reference “The Crono made me do it” won’t cut it.