As far as I know, we haven’t had a wine shortage during the pandemic, so I’m not sure why today’s dumbass went to this extreme. A guy named Gabriel in California saw a tanker truck filled with bulk red wine. So he hopped onto the side of the moving truck, then climbed under it, unscrewed a valve, and started chugging the red wine that came pouring out. The driver saw the spilled wine, pulled over and called the cops. When they got there they found Gabriel under the truck, drinking wine and doing snow angels in it. While this all happened, the truck lost enough wine to fill 5,000 bottles. Dude….stop bogarting all the wine from the rest of us!!