Daily Dumbass May 12, 2020

I’m not sure how today’s dumbass will ever live this down.  Police in England chased a guy into the woods…and they were able to find and arrest him because he farted so loud it gave away his hiding spot.  Yep, he was hiding in a bush and blew ass…which blew his cover.  In the police report, the cop who caught him said “I was almost out of wind running, but luckily the suspect still had some.”