Daily Dumbass May 24, 2021

A DUI this messy HAS to be in Florida.  Police in Lakeland, Florida, found a man named Marti asleep behind the wheel of his pickup…and he was in fine form.  He had white powder on his nose, there was a strong smell of whiskey on his breath, and when the cop asked him to get out of his vehicle, he forgot to put it in park and it rolled forward.  But wait…there’s more.  While the cop was finishing the paperwork, Marti pulled two bags of cocaine out of his pocket and shoved them up his ass in FRONT of the officer. So yeah, that happened…