All hail the great state of Florida for giving us entertainment and an endless source of dumbasses. A 68-year-old man named Gary got drunk on Saturday and was driving his lawn mower down the street. His joy ride stopped when…he crashed into the back of a POLICE car. Gary’s excuse to the cop? It wasn’t his fault…it only happened because he was drunk. Um…well played, totally legit reason. Turns out his blood alcohol level was .241 and his license has been suspended for years for many previous drunk driving arrests.