You gotta be an extra special kind of drunk to compete with today’s dumbass. A 25-year-old named Justin was leaving a bar near Portland when he backed his truck into a parked car. I’m not sure if he was completely unaware that he hit the car, but he definitely didn’t notice that his trailer hitch lodged in the car’s bumper and he towed it behind him. He was still towing it when police spotted him turning onto a major road and stopped him for drunk driving. Do you even need to do a sobriety test when this happens?