Daily Dumbass Nov. 27, 2019

This is how a college professor can end up doing 20 years in prison.  A 73-year-old University of Miami professor who’s an expert on money laundering was busted for….you guessed it – money laundering.  Apparently he’s well versed in organized crime and even wrote a book called “Drug Trafficking, Organized Crime, and Violence in the Americas Today.” Well I guess they do say that authors should write what they know.  Seems the good professor was laundering money for criminals in Venezuela and Colombia and taking a 10% cut.  You would think with his expertise, he would’ve done a better job covering his tracks.