This might be the best excuse for speeding I’ve ever heard. A guy was pulled over in England and told the cops it was because the other people in his car kept farting and he wanted to get where they were going as fast as possible. I mean, can you imagine: “Officer, these people in my car…they just nasty. Seriously, I can’t deal.” Well, unfortunately for him, the cops gave him the ticket anyway and recommended rolling down the windows next time. I will give him an A for creativity though.