Watching action movies can make you think you can pull off some insane stunts. Spoiler alert: You cannot. A guy named Mike in Belgium tried to break his wife out of prison by booking a helicopter tour and forcing the pilot to land in the prison yard by gunpoint. But Mike got motion sickness and started throwing up…there wasn’t enough room for the pilot to land in the yard….and Mike used his real name to book the tour, so he was arrested and is facing lots of charges. Complete dumpster fire – kind of like the presidential debate earlier this week.