This is what happens when dumbasses steal random things without knowing what’s in the bag. Some thieves broke into a car in California and stole a duffel bag. Turns out, the bag belonged to a reptile breeder who had just given a lecture with the animals. When the robbers opened the bag, they found four pythons and a rare lizard. Talk about some instant karma. Police are now looking for a couple of guys who apparently have crapped their pants. Should be able to sniff them out.