There’s enough to worry about in Jersey without adding today’s dumbass to the list. A 31-year-old named Richard started contacting farms last year, asking for permission to get it on with their cows and horses. Shocker: They ALL turned him down, even though he kept asking for months. So Richard got his revenge by putting homemade metal spikes in the farmers’ driveways to pop their tires. Isn’t he just a well adjusted ball of sunshine?