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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2019

Here’s one of those “what the HELL was she thinking” stories.  A 37-year-old named Lynette in Sacramento ran out of gas, then walked to a gas station to fill up a gas can.  While she was there, she flagged down a cop who was passing by, and asked him to give her a ride back to her car – which was 6 blocks away.  When they got there, the officer ran the plates on her car, and found out it had been STOLEN the day before.  He arrested her for vehicle theft and found meth on her too. So now Lynette is facing a crap ton of jail time, all because she didn’t want to walk six blocks.  What a lazy and silly hooker.