This guy might be the worst hide and seek player of all time. There’s a 42-year-old guy named Jason in Texas who is wanted on burglary charges. Recently a cop called Jason to tell him to turn himself in. Jason said, quote: there’s NO WAY you will ever find me. Police went to his house, saw his car in the driveway, and found Jason inside hiding in his own attic. I mean, it’s like he wasn’t even trying.