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Daily Dumbass Oct. 24, 2018

Arkansas may be starting to compete with the crazies in Florida.  Check this out:  A woman in Pine Bluff, Arkansas was busted last week for stealing nasal spray from Wal-Mart WHILE wearing a full-body cow costume.  When an officer went to search her, she told him to, quote, “suck my pink cow udder.”  So…that was classy.  Question:  If you’re going to commit a crime like shoplifting, couldn’t you want to wear something that DOESN’T make everyone stare at you?