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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2019

Florida…such a giving state…of dumbasses and sexual deviants.  A 20-year-old named Cody went to a Target and proceeded to have sex with two large stuffed animals.  He started with Olaf the snowman from the movie Frozen, then had his way with a unicorn.  Cops showed up in the middle of his sex act with the unicorn and arrested him. Target says they destroyed both of the stuffed animals afterwards….and I would hope so.  You can’t just slap a clearance sticker on those and send em’ home with a kid.  I. Have. No. Words.