Good luck with either of today’s dumbasses gettin’ into heaven. Two women in New Jersey, a 71 and a 38-year-old, were busted for cheating during church Bingo night. A volunteer caught the two women taping numbers onto their bingo cards to win the prize…which was a little under $200. Cops came and arrested them both. A church spokesman says it’s the first time they’ve had a cheating incident in the 20 years they’ve been running bingo. Well yeah it is…because normal people who were raised even slightly right wouldn’t try to rip off a church while playing bingo!! WTF indeed.