Another entry from the “Why would you steal THAT” Department. A burglar broke into a single woman’s house in North Carolina last week, and according to the police report, the stole some jewelry, money…and the woman’s “12 inch electric adult toy.” I mean, c’mon! It’s bad enough you take her valuables, but did you have to take her joy? Can’t you just let a single woman release her pent-up sexual frustration in peace? The humanity!