Is there such a thing as organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free meth? If so, I know where you can buy it. A 56-yer-old guy named Gregory in Oregon has owned an organic health food store for 26 years. He was just busted by the FBI and DEA for selling meth, so he’s facing some serious federal drug charges. Dude….you gotta pick a path. Either be a granola or a meth head – you can’t have both.