Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2019

Today’s dumbass managed to pull a fast one for a long time….but the jig is up.  A 47-year-old named Ronald got fired from cleaning subways in New York four years ago.  But apparently, no one told payroll and Ronald kept showing up on payday to collect his paychecks…to the tune of over $250,000.  This last time he went to get a check, cops were waiting to arrest him.  The dumbass part is Ronald’s excuse.  He says he wasn’t doing anything wrong because he claims he went on sick leave for asthma and high blood pressure and that the paychecks were legit.  Uh, dude – you thought they’d pay you for sick leave for four YEARS??  Plus, there was a record of him being fired, so there’s that.